Refreshing

"I am concerned about the environment. I love to wear black. I think government is best when it stays out of people's lives and business as much as possible. I love punk rock. I believe in a strong national defense. I have a tattoo. I believe government should always be efficient and accountable. I have lots of gay friends. And yes, I am a Republican."
-Meghan McCain

Thanks, Meghan, for proving that we're not all close-minded bigots.

Can We Have 26 Hours in the Day Please?

Dear University of Florida,

Can somebody please tell me whether or not I can take calculus at home and receive credit for it? All I'm asking for is a competent adviser who can answer at least one of my questions before I spend $300 on a class! Get back to me soon.

Love,
Jana